Silly girl: “Hi, I need [some random shit] copied onto acetates. Can you do that for me?”
Me: “Yeah, sure. Give me a couple of minutes and I’ll be back with them.”
Silly girl: ”Oh, ok; I need you to hurry. My presentation is in, like, 10 minutes.”
Seriously? You really think that telling someone to hurry up is going to make them do anything other than slow. The. Fuck. Down?
Wow.
It’s got a face and everything!
1. It was reet lovely n’that over the Bank Holiday weekend so everyone was out in their gardens. Unfortunately, I was out at the same time as the chavvy neighbours and was treated to a grand bit of soap opera style shouting and screaming, culminating in Mother Dearest storming off into the house whilst calling her – I dunno, 12 year old – daughter a “spineless cunt”. It was truly touching.
2. Alby and me went to the cinema to watch In The Loop. It was really very good, and made superlative use of some stunningly creative swearing. There was quite a bit of cringing head in hands stuff as well. Nice. It was unfortunate that the film didn’t really have an ending. It just seemed to stop and everyone had to get up and leave.
3. This morning I saw a fat man hit himself simultaneously in the face and the nads with his fire poi. Hahahahahahaha. Classic.