Archive for December, 2008

Best. Christmas Eve. Ever.

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

Admittedly, I had to get up at bastard-early o’clock so we could go to the sorting office and pick up my LibraryThing secret santa present, but for the first time ever in the world we didn’t have to queue, and they didn’t take forever and a day to find my package. So it could have been worse.

And then Pete buggered off to work, affording me the opportunity of snuggling up with Dini and a blanket on the sofa and cracking on with my book. Which took up most of the day. I cooked little sausage rolls, and ate little sausage rolls, and generally lounged about the place. I even managed to quell my lethargy-guilt by doing the washing up and tidying a bit before collapsing back underneath my book.

And then Pete came home and we watched The Polar Express which was really, really good and slighty creepy (Pete enjoyed the Steven Tyler elf). As it was officially Christmas we decided to forego eating properly and sat down with festive nibbles (including more little sausage rolls, and cheese and biscuits, naturally) in front of Muppet Christmas Carol. We did our usual sing-along, with a few “God bless us, every one”s and a couple of “Fah la-laa”s. And we all got a special treat of smoked salmon. Dini, especially, was rather pleased.

Next, I purged the last of my bah-humbugginess by Naughty Tortytaking a present round to the nice next door neighbours. In return we got a visit from their cat, Torty. And on the way home we got to overhear the shitty next door neighbours having yet another fight out in the street. Something about people shouting through letter boxes and knocking on doors. Who knows. 

And now Pete’s in the bath, Dini and Torty are curled up on blankets and Black Cat is having a cuddle. And all’s well with the world.

Nice feeling

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

It suddenly occurred to me tonight what a nice feeling it was to know that, out of all the people in the world,

Black Cat

Black Cat chose us.

Rock God (Medium)

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

We set off a flea bomb in our house on Sunday and had to evacuate the house for a couple of hours. So we went to visit Darren.  He’s fine, thanks. We sort of turned Rock Band on for a bit. And then a bit turned into a couple of hours. And then a couple of hours turned into four or five.

It was, potentially, quite a waste of a day. My wrists hurt and I didn’t get to see much actual daylight. But on the plus side I’m on the cusp of moving up to Hard, at least on bass (which is the easiest instrument after the triangle).  I also learnt the valuable lesson that singing in front of your ‘friends’ is not a fun thing to do.

We’re unsure one way or the other, by the way, about whether the fleas managed to survive the bomb. The boys certainly did. We locked them both out before we left and came home to find that they’d brutally head-butted their way back through the locked cat flap and were very disappointed in us for thinking that they were so easily led.

Things I wish I could say to them II

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

“You’re fucking obese. Put some clothes on. The sight of your pasty flesh is making me retch.”