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Tonight I have been to the pub. Where I have learnt about the teledildonics.

The teledildonics are a decidedly rude technology which makes it easier for a woman and a man who love each other very much to have sex-relations whilst the man is away on business, such as a salesman or sales representative would be.

And the teledildonics plug into your computer, probably via the USB port and transmit rude kinkiness to your other half, much like the MSN messenger sends instant messages. Which is handy for when you need to stop pumping because the phone is ringing or your missus needs to go and turn the bath off.

Pete and I will be investing in the teledildonics once the technology is suitably impressive and starter kits are available from most high street retail outlets.

Also, on my way home from the pub I saw that there was no immediate threat of a potato rush.

Potatoes are plentiful.