We’ve had a marvellous day today. From 8am until 10am we cried. Then we slept for half an hour. Then we cried until 12pm. Then we had another nap for the length of time it took for mummy to heat up some soup and sit down ready to eat it. Then we woke up and cried until mummy stuffed us in the pram and we went out for a couple of hours. Then we got home and cried until we were sick. Everywhere. Then we had tea and mummy cleaned up. Then we cried until we fell asleep. But after that we weren’t too bad.
And then daddy came home and complained that she was being grumbly with him.
I’m having a Baileys tonight.
I was grumpy when I got home from work after a long hard day. As soon as I get home from work I take over looking after D. She was grumbly and I was grumpy. Hence the complaining.
Remember, every meal/cup of tea that you manage to consume at the correct temperature, and over a period of more than 10 seconds, is a small victory!