Silly girl: “Hi, I need [some random shit] copied onto acetates. Can you do that for me?”
Me: “Yeah, sure. Give me a couple of minutes and I’ll be back with them.”
Silly girl: ”Oh, ok; I need you to hurry. My presentation is in, like, 10 minutes.”
Seriously? You really think that telling someone to hurry up is going to make them do anything other than slow. The. Fuck. Down?
Wow.