About Clurb
Clurb is an overly neurotic twenty-something with a penchant for depressive introspection. She likes juggling, sleeping and daydreaming. She hates practically everything else.
Clurb has trouble being around women, but finds the company of geeky men strangely gratifying. She loves her mum and dad and thinks her husband is terribly buff and manly. She hasn’t brushed her hair properly in over three years.
She also thinks you look nice today.
Should you wish, you can contact Clurb at clurb@hotmail.co.uk